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Superhero Investments
Batman invited all the superheros to an evening discussing bitcoin investments
Superman didn't go because it was a crypto-night.
Skateboards Pay off
Why is a skateboard a good investment?
Because you can flip it.
Wild Investor
What do you call an alligator with an investment account?
An investigator
Crypto Facts
I was trying to explain how crypto investment works to my dad.
Today he removed my name from his will and transferred all his property under my name to his name.
Invested in Women
Two mortgate brokers are chatting in a bar
The first says, "An honest woman is a good investment."
The other replies, "True, but a woman with no principle gets a lot of interest!"
Irish Investments
Why is Ireland a good investment ?
Cause its capital is dublin'
How to double your money
Want to double your money instantly without anysort of investment plans?
Cool, me too. I just placed the cash bundle in front of the mirror.
Share Certificates
What do you have if you arwwwe unable to remove a paperweight from your pile of timber industry investment certificates?
A stuck stack of stick stocks.
Hard Work Pays Off
After 40 years of hard work, a man retired with $5,000,000.00 which he had gained through courage, diligence, initiative, skill, devotion to duty, thrift, efficiency, shrewd investment..
And the death of an uncle who left him $4,999,999.50
Canada
Where can you find the best housing investment opportunities?
Canada. It's a real 'eh' state.
Return on investment
An investment banker decides she needs in-house counsel, so she interviews a young lawyer. “Mr. Peterson,” she begins, “would you say you’re honest?”
“Honest?” replies the lawyer. “Let me tell you something about honesty: My father lent me $85,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my first case.
“Impressive,” says the banker. “And what sort of case was that?”
“My father sued me for the money.”
Lifetime Investment
This morning I heard someone shouting loudly on a megaphone outside my window. Saying "If you invest $15.00 just once, you can sit and eat for the rest of your life".
I went out onto the balcony with curiosity and saw the idiot, he was selling chairs..
Happy Days
Henry Winkler committed investment fraud
It was a Fonzie scheme
More Happy Days
My investment banker used all of my money to buy a leather jacket and a motorcycle, and when I asked for it back he told me to 'sit on it'.
I think he might be running a Fonzi scheme.
