It’s November and We Are Coupons is helping you save money when you shop online at Home Depot. But that is old news! The news you cannot miss is the election happening the US between Trump and Biden. Easily one of the most talked about elections in US history so to keep in with the spirit of things we have a few Election jokes…. Normal service will resume next week!
The Truth
Trump and Biden are trapped on island. Who survives?
America
Jab at Biden
Joe Biden knows in his heart that he is the only one who can truly defeat Ronald Reagan this November.
Oh sorry, I meant Joe Biden knows in his heart that he is the only one who can truly defeat Joe Biden this November
North Korea and Trump
Kim Jong Un decided to send Donald Trump a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still alive.
Trump opened the letter which appeared to contain a single-line coded message:
370HSSV - 0773H
Trump was baffled, so he emailed it to the his aides, who had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI
No one could solve it at FBI, so it went to the CIA. With no clue as to its meaning, FBI finally asked MSS (Ministry of State Security in China for help.
Within a few seconds MSS cabled back with this reply:
"Tell The President he's holding the message upside down."
More Election Truth
Donald Trump is visiting a school
He enters one of the classrooms and asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a tragedy.
One little boy stands up and says, "If my best friend was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."
"No", says Trump. "That would be an ACCIDENT".
A little girl raises her hand and says, "If a school bus that was carrying fifty children crashed and everyone in it died, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not", says Trump. "That is what we call a GREAT LOSS".
The room is silent, and none of the other children volunteer. "What?", asks Trump. "Is there no one in here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand and says in a timid voice, "If an aeroplane carrying you, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Mike Pence, Boris Johnson, Theresa May and Jacob Rees-Mogg was blown up by a bomb, that would be a tragedy."
"Wonderful!" beams Trump. "And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well", says the boy, "Because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss!"
Middle Names
Donald Trump was asked what the J stood for in Donald J Trump
He said "Genius"
The next Election
If you're upset about the presidential election, just wait four years
then you'll be able to choose between Trump or Kanye
